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Once a critical theory major, always a critical theory major.
As well as charming the ladies, he also made comments about the ‘visual...– Prince Harry sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to 18-year-old Olympic swim star Missy Franklin | Mail Online
SO HERE'S SOMETHING AMERICA
I gave up drinking 3 weeks ago. Or was it 4? I gave up caffeine 2 weeks ago. The person currently inhabiting this body no longer has a racing mind at 2am, because the person is asleep. However, the person gets very tired at the office around 3pm and wanders around looking for candy. It’s a now choice, not a forever choice, but who knows. Imagine all of the foodstuffs I’ve given up...
Like so many other nerdy young men who arrive in New York from a place where...– The Growing Pains of Jonathan Krohn - NYTimes.com Pat, pat.
I am way beyond letting octogenarian men tell us how to live our lives.– Kentucky woman ordained as priest in defiance of Roman Catholic Church | Reuters
How Do I Get SXSW Badges For Tonight's Secret... →
SUM PPL AREN’T IN ON TEH JOKE
Chicken Butt. Guess How? Chicken Cow. Guess When? Chicken Hen. Guess Where? Chicken Hair. Guess Who? Chicken Poo. Guess Why? Chicken Thigh.
Benedict XVI to Keep His Name and Become Pope... →
I hope inside it says ZONK with three llamas chewing hay.– Your 100 Percent Bile-Filled Oscars Live Blog
FIRST REACTION “This has something to do with pedophilia. Something is WRONG and we just don’t know what it is yet. This is some really deep resign-y jiujitsu slight of hand. What is the ‘real’ story???” SECOND REACTION “Genius move! Pope is now CEO. Administrator! Oh you don’t think so? Well snap he’s infallible, caught you in a logic trap, bwah ha...
There was an abundance of wheelchairs, walkers and canes, so many that if...– Seven Days on the Queen Mary 2 - NYTimes.com
Life was a disease, and smoking held it temporarily in remission– Revolutionary Road :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews
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Ok, remind me what I am supposed to hate about it? ONE I am drinking Nespresso while listening to some band called Foxygen that Spotify has recommended to me. I AM THE FUTURE. TWO I have had a boring cold for approximately 16 days. Its final moments are comprised of a splitting sinus headache, perhaps a sign that my sinus is desperately looking for more stuff to cough or blow out of itself and...
Klout Wants To Hire You And By You They Mean Bros... →
In case you needed another reason to hate Klout.
Delay is natural to a writer. He is like a surfer—he bides his time, waits for...– Paris Review - The Art of the Essay No. 1, E. B. White
a belles-lettres version of Hoosiers with an undescended testicle– Florence King on John Updike » Dispatches from the Culture Wars
Dead Letters: All The Hate Mail We've Received... →
Onward Christian soldiers
Iman Shumpert’s Pain Eased, His Hairstyle Now... →
LOL NYT EXPLAINING TO READERS THE HISTORY OF THE FADE LOL LOL KID ‘N PLAY LOL WHAT A WORLD
To put it bluntly: I didn’t like being a child and I don’t really...– Meghan Daum - The Decision Not to Have Children: Yes, It’s Worth Talking About!
Why SurveyMonkey is holding off on an IPO -... →
Hmm I don’t know PERHAPS BECAUSE THEY ARE SURVEYMONKEY?
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And isn’t that what style is about? Converging the past you with the present you...– Get Puffy | Man Repeller
A Lot of Consonants: What to do if you're falling... →
Don't Look Back in Anger
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When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to concentrate hard on not spilling the red wine down your pyjamas in the hotel room. Again. SO, cutting to the chase. I watched The Bourne Legacy on the plane. I am now obsessed with The Bourne Legacy. (That’s a kind way of saying, obsessed with Jeremy Renner and also the way Rachel Weisz helped to channel and illustrate my shit way...
The brown people and the black people and the women handed the white men’s...– Dying of the White: Requiem for the 2012 Election
IF you’re always striving to reach impossible standards your parents are...– If you are a perfectionist - blame your parents: Aiming to be the best is determined by your genes | Mail Online THANK GOD
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I’m feeling the fetal position coming on, and usually that means it’s time to WRITE. All I’ve done for the past week is eat. Foods have included Hershey Kisses, Reese’s cups, lentil chips, fake grocery store corn nuts, chicken salad on Wasa x 11teen, gluten free cereal with almond milk, wine. Also 2 Six Point Bengali Tigers. I am starting to feel pissed off. I knew the...
This could shape up to be the strangest bromance of the century.– Christie and Obama Tour Storm-Ravaged Coast and Exchange Compliments - NYTimes.com
Don’t worry. I’m here in my hermetically sealed apartment in downtown BKLYN with full power, from the beginning, eating pork chops, asparagus wrapped in bacon, guilt, acne, frantic texts, calls from Melbourne, HAY SHOULD WE RENT A HOTEL ROOM FOR EVERYONE?, Category One, “Hurricane” by Bob Dylan, wishing I was back in Palermo Soho. RUBEN’S IN SOUTH AMERICA / FIGHTING...
"They should just call it 'People'."
I have a Bridezillas problem. I have a Sunday evenings from 4pm - 9pm problem. I have a wine problem. I have a Peanut M&M’s problem. I have a my-shirt-smells-like-the-roast-beef-I-braised-for-lunch problem. I have an, oh, I can see my like played out five years ahead and that’s what it looks like problem. I have a mid-life crisis? Problem? — // — My dad is in Sicily....
His first night at his apartment in L.A., he was working his way through a TV...– 151 Minutes With Ed Asner — Vulture
I can’t figure out who gives less of a shit about this debate: Obama or...– A Nation Zinged: The Gawker 2012 Presidential Debate Liveblog