January 2012
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City Grazing - NYTimes.com →
Jan 22nd
“Children might prefer a portfolio of caregivers, including both dad and mom, to...”
– Nancy Folbre: Homemaker Dad, Breadwinner Mom - NYTimes.com LOL “Mother, sit down. I’d like to talk to you about diversifying my portfolio. “If you’d just let me walk you through this brief deck discussing options, perhaps we can come to a mutually satisfying...
Jan 17th
Stephen Hawking admits he finds women 'a complete... →
OH FUCK OFF
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December 2011
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“I’m sick of waiting in line, I’m sick of their stupid vests, and...”
– Brooklyn’s Return | The Awl
Dec 31st
Dec 20th
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Ew, yes
thinkingaboutinformation: “In 2007, according to the labor economist Sylvia Allegretto, the six Walton family members on the Forbes 400 had a net worth equal to the bottom 30 percent of all Americans.” Wal-Mart Heiress’s Museum a Moral Blight - Bloomberg Thank God someone finally said this. The NPR story on the museum’s opening a few weeks ago gave me the voms, but I forgot to write...
Dec 20th
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How the Internet is Destroying Everything -... →
1. It pays well to be a doomsayer. 2. The Aristotle quote sent a chill down my spine. That’s really the only sentence you need to read in this blog post. 3. How could the word “epistemology” not appear at least once? 4. I chuckle that we are still engaged in silly debates about the downfall of modernism. #PhilosophyMajor
Dec 10th
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Super Hyphy Confessional Style
I’ve been on Bactrim before. Bakktrim. Good metal band name. “Two LL Beans?” He says. “WE-IRD.” Pause. “The Best Water Bottle…” The doctor said, “I’m fine with you having one drink.” Wuh-oh. “But in five days you’ll be ready for the holidays.” He was a middle-aged (?) Egyptian man with an office on Madison...
Dec 7th
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I have a terrible case of senioritis. Work life is filled with The Last ________s. Perhaps these Last ________s are occurring in relation to the senioritis. The emotions hold when there are still assignments to complete. During my actual senioritis, referring to the second batch in the late 90s, I made decisions like Fukkit I don’t care if I’m one more credit away from a French major...
Dec 2nd
November 2011
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Nov 26th
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WatchWatch
Nov 24th
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BACKLOG
ONE Today I took my dog to the vet. The vet that put him on Prozac. “Can’t we start with something, you know, herbal?” I asked. “Oh no,” she insisted. “We start with the big guns.” TWO That was several months ago. The last time I tried to refill his prescription, FIRST NAME GEORGE, LAST NAME MY NAME, the office said, nope, bloodwork first. So we made the...
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
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The most interesting things in my life
are the things I can’t tell you about. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
Oct 20th
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Oct 10th
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September 2011
1 post
Hhahahaa
Tumblr got funding and I got Google Plus. It’s like this and like that and this and uh, it’s like that. BUT I’m still not sure about breaking the pseudonymity. That said it *has* been fun discovering new folks. Smart ones. Tonight, the dog and I are sitting on the couch with the window open watching the Arsenal Champion’s League replay against Olympiakos. I need to...
Sep 30th
August 2011
6 posts
WatchWatch
Aug 19th
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Must we all pee on sticks on camera to be heard? →
YES YES YES X 100000 Please allow me to ply you with wine at your convenience. Will be shouting this post from the SoCiaL MeDiA rooftops. maura: There’s tons more, and if you ply me with enough wine I will tell you about it.
Aug 10th
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Aug 7th
Aug 7th
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE TO UNDERSTAND
THAT I WAS WEARING LOTS OF BRACELETS BEFORE THE MAN REPELLER DECLARED IT “ARM PARTY” TIME. BUT I WILL ADMIT THE ADDITION OF 1-2 EXTRAS, AND A CERTAIN SMUGNESS, UPON RECEIVING HER ENDORSEMENT. …RECALCULATING…
Aug 1st
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July 2011
6 posts
“That’s not going on here. Rebecca Black has been professionalized,...”
– Rebecca Black My Moment Lyrics - Rebecca Black and the Death of a Meme - Esquire
Jul 22nd
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GLUTEN-FREE LIVING
About a year ago, I went to see a nutritionist to complain about my first-world problems. She recommended a “trial” anti-inflammatory diet. Take a couple of weeks, see how you feel, etc. I scoffed at the time. May 2010. What headspace was I in? I can’t recall. (Ultimately I ended up seeing a doctor, getting some bloodwork, realizing my Vitamin D levels were low, and beefing up...
Jul 19th
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June 2011
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“It’s much easier - and emotionally manageable - to hate Lebron James than face...”
– Edge of Sports (via thinkingaboutinformation) False: Lebron James *is* our collective future. To hate one is to face the other, and, in doing so, hate it. To argue that we need to focus on the “real” problems is a modernist fool’s errand. #POSTMODERNISM, Y’ALL #DON’T...
Jun 14th
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“BOOM, BANG, EVERYTHING BLOWS UP, CONFETTI, DEATH, BOTTLE SERVICE, THE FOUR...”
– The Awl - Be Less Stupid
Jun 14th
“Classy move by LeBron untucking his shirt with a minute to go, too. Someone get...”
– Mavs Win the N.B.A. Championship - NYTimes.com
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Ellsberg: All Nixon's Crimes Against me now Legal... →
Yikes
Jun 9th
Bubbles Hargrave - Wikipedia, the free... →
His brother was Pinky.
Jun 8th
Just a Few Things
1. The Kanye “Monster” video is such a disappointment. 2. My dog *MAY* emphasis *MAY* be responding to the higher dosage of fluoxetine. 3. Stuffed olives from Fairway are #offthechain. Almond is a fave, followed by orange and lemon. Whither the blue cheese? 4. Watching USA soccer. 5. Trying to convince myself I should be drinking martinis. You know, when bottles of wine are finished....
Jun 8th
My Daguerreotype Boyfriend →
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May 2011
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“Knox Michael “T-Boy” Trahan, Businessman / Musician - Co-Founder and...”
– Abbeville, Louisiana - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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May 22nd
“Furthermore, if you are mature for your age (to quote every school report I ever...”
– Act your age – or your shoe size? | Life and style | The Guardian
May 22nd