January 2009
62 posts
Merle Haggard Beats Lung Cancer, But Craves Pot -... →
They love him at the women’s prison.
December 2008
110 posts
The name of my memoir, if I were a formerly alcoholic meteorologist: Conditions Will Deteriorate.
I’m going curly on the last day of the year. Because I can.
The wind is ferosh, y’all.
Who the eff is Roady, and why does he get to have a bowl game?
“Rueben Randle and Barkevious Mingo will also be playing on the West squad but...”
– Dandy Don’s LSU Recruiting and Sports News- Football and more!
Transfer window: Probable and possible January ins... →
Dean Windass, Nacho Novo, Vagner Love: You decide.
I’m so happy, doing the Neutron Da-ance.
“Now you’re double-Siggin’!”
“And at the end of the show, in what is now a tradition, the loudspeakers blasted...”
– Music Review - Lil Wayne - A New Arena Champ at Susquehanna Bank Center - NYTimes.com
“One report suggested Gerrard and a group of his friends were involved in some...”
– Steven Gerrard held by police over bar-room fight in Southport | Football | guardian.co.uk
American soccer pyramid - Wikipedia, the free... →
Like the food pyramid. But not pyramidal in shape. Sadly.
Back on the couch, where I truly belong.
Oh shit, the Swedish language teacher replied to my email. No turning back now!
City on the Brink
As I sit here at the kitchen table eating a bowl of Kashi Nuggets, considering the possibility that I might have TMJ, the song WOLD by Harry Chapin is stuck in my head.
A FEW THINGS I HAVE RECENTLY ACCOMPLISHED One (1) kick-ass turkey pot pie Crying tears of joy during the overture of Gypsy at the St. James Theater Reveling in the knowledge that the story of Annie is set into motion with a...
“they are wrestled to post-office floors and mitten-pummeled into figgy pudding...”
– erasing.org - Bough
Editorial | Abbeville Meridional →
My second comment was deleted! Mwahahahaaa.
Would you believe we’re watching soccer?
“The theory is this: Women in their 20s are looking for a financial help to allow...”
– Old Is the New Sexy - The Daily Beast The best journalism? The kind that throws out nameless, unreferenced “theories.” Way to go, Cheever!
“Their purpose is to provide a public record of the official’s activities,...”
– Obamas visit Hawaii sea park - CNN.com. Yeah, man. One of those dolphins could have gone rogue! In other news, somebody call On the Media.
“Well the wine is hot, and the beer is cold, so welcome to Duvel.” “Isn’t that a Jimmy Buffet song?”
If I had to do it all again, I’d play the jazz organ.
Ballack punches someone in the face, gets a yellow. Your karma will come, Chelski!
Pink Slips and Soupy Rain: The Last Crummy... →
I was also feeling crotchity on Wednesday.
Boxing Day!
I need to recharge my aloha spirit.
Say what you will, Lloyd definitely has a nose for fine fragrances.
Books of The Times - In ‘Outliers,’ Malcolm... →
For those that enjoy a good, ol’ fashioned Malcolm Gladwell take-down.
Welcome to my Christmas Wok!
On Christmas Eve, it’s ok to buy the $9 salami. Just keep telling yourself that.
Jewelry clearance on QVC all morning. Oh. No.
Editorial | Abbeville Meridional →
Gee, I wonder who that Expat is.
Homemade tortilla soup, homemade guacamole. Just for me. And Hennepin. God bless you, Mr. Claus.
I knew the black pillowcases would look weird. Just not this weird.
Just blew the balance on 3 JCrew gift cards. That’s a LOT of cardigans.
“Ditto the props they received for winning 4-1 against France, as several of...”
– Football fiver | News | guardian.co.uk Football Fiver, oh Fiver, what ever shall I do until January 5?
Welcome to My Christmas Song
My planned day of candy canes, Mariokart and cookies has so far been limited to cleaning, Brian Lehrer, and, ok, a few cookies, but who can prove it?
So far, so good, is what I’m trying to say.
God rest ye merry gentlemen!
25, feels like my nuts just froze off, and I don’t have any nuts.
Dear Diary: Purple Rain is still awesome.
“These events are usually presented in a humorous, ironic, cynical and wearily...”
– The Fiver - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
2 windows open at the Red Hook post office. This place makes me hate America.
