“You have these frat guys in Atlanta who are too sophisticated to listen to Creed and Nickelback, so they’re like, ‘Maybe I’ll read this site Pitchfork and find out about this band Yeasayer or Dirty Projectors.’”—Brooklyn Alternative Bands - Music - New York Times
“When the phone rings in the middle of the night, have a woman’s voice, with a flat Midwestern accent, answer it and say, “Hold on” into the receiver. Then she should shout, “Bill! It’s for you!””—TheHill.com - It’s over
“In a telephone interview, Mr. Kafka was contrite and tearful. “I know what I did was wrong,” he said. “I’m very alienated from myself, but that’s no excuse to lie. I took someone’s life and selfishly turned it into an enigmatic literary parable.””—A Bug’s Life. Really. - New York Times. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MARK LEYNER?? I MISS YOU!
“Maybe I missed it by a few years, but I don’t know why these women are so fueled by such hostility and think other women are misogynists if they don’t vote for Hillary. It’s insulting and disturbing.”—Duel of Historical Guilts - New York Times
“So, I take the contraband Polaroid to Yolana, and she scratches it. I’m waiting with baited breath, till finally I ask her: ”So? What do you think? Is he Romeo or what?” She says, ”Nah, but he’s buying a new car, and something dangerous is going to happen at around 7,000 miles.””—WHY WE LOVE FASHION? IT’S PRESCIENT.; Seer Suckers - New York Times