January 2009
62 posts
“Google Maps had a software glitch last month that sent drivers trying to get to...”
– Google Error Sends Warning Worldwide - NYTimes.com
“*I’m* your Southern Accent.”
I read a lot of shitty non-fiction writing, but it never compels me to say, “Gawd, I hate journalists.” Food for thought.
My new floss is green. I wasn’t expecting that.
Hell no, not more snow.
“Some restaurants call it Spicy Noodles and the actual Thai name for the dish is...”
– markiscooking.com » Drunken Noodles (aka Thai Spicy Noodles or Pad Kee Mao)
Cold is acting coy. It only shows up when it realizes I haven’t paid attention to it in awhile. Attention-seeking sneezes are a buzzkill.
The Landmark Trust | Homepage →
Check out the Isle of Lundy.
Praise the Lord and Pass the Satire →
I have found my spiritual guru, and he is a Rabbi living in Tennessee.
I’ve decided that rich people shouldn’t have blogs.
Melt-in-your-Mouth cookies - Justinsomnia →
I think we used to call these “Pecan Meltaways.”
“Is it safe to take phenylephrine hydrochloride and loratadine at the same time?”
– Help for Your Health - Prevention - Drug Interactions with Claritin (loratadine) - BJC HealthCare. In case I die, my loved ones will know who to sue.
Lady upstairs is jammin’ to Leader of the Pack. Vroom, vroom.
Can’t shake the sniffles. Bon Appetit = not a bad magazine. Panang Tofu Curry tonight? In Le Wok?
Miso on the couch.
New Orleans Chef Bows to His Roots With New... →
dyobmit:
“Real Cajun Food, From Swamp to City”
Or one could actually go to the Cajun parts of Louisiana. I mean, if one felt up for the 2-hour drive. Scary!
33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names -... →
I scored 1/32. No, it was not columella nasi.
I’m so fucking sick of Bertoia chairs. GET OVER IT, PEOPLE!
I need to stop agreeing to meetings that take place during pivotal cultural moments.
The New Orleans Menu: One Hundred Best Restaurant... →
Anyone feel like renting Christian Dior’s villa with me? http://tinyurl.com/9sxsrc
They found my hat at Japas! Yay yay yaaaaaay!
Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey →
jauntsetter :: Trip Picks :: New Orleans: Cheap +... →
Wow. New Orleans = French Quarter. Way to go, guys.
At One Point, Comma
I argued against going there. “They will not let me in in my Chuck Taylors,” I said. “It’s a non-starter.”
After attempting to cover up a zit with Parmesan cheese, I soon found myself on explaining to a man named Steve from Queens (by way of Puerto Rico) that I was way, way too old for him.
“Like 32?” He said.
The night was pretty much over at that...
I have just emerged from a 3-night after work partying k-hole.
I let someone pick up the tab without a fight last night, and I felt so guilty about it I couldn’t sleep. Am I a moron?
This is my least favorite time of year. Solely because of the weather.
Revealed: the environmental impact of Google... →
HBO: Do you really expect me to pay $14.99 for one made-for-TV-movie on iTunes? Really?
Marty Scorsese, your eyebrows are OUT OF CONTROL.
I’ve taken up reading books again. With mixed results. It’s novel! Har har barf.
Am I the only one who finds The Daily Beast incredibly embarrassing?
The Bag Lady's Papers, Part III - The Daily Beast →
Actually, Alexandra? I don’t feel sorry for you at all.
Replacing the lyrics to “Supersonic” with “Trichinosis.”
Referring to the JJFad version, obvs.
Flossing is underrated.
“I’m living a Ryan O’Neal-free lifestyle.”
Shami kebab roll @ Kati Rolls. Yeah!
New Orleans police sent in to remove protesting... →
Embarrassing. Watch the video.
Digital guru Clay Shirky's media forecast and... →
Clay Shirky lives in my neighborhood. You are so, so jealous.
Oh, and I told a cab driver I was going to pray for him. Specifically, “pray that Jesus will have mercy on your soul, brother.” Weird day.
