July 2009
47 posts
Private room at Japas on Thursday night. I called “Ben.” Many songs still yet to be claimed. All are welcome. #mjsploitation
June 2009
91 posts
You took your coat off and stood in the rain. You were always crazy like that.
“My brother scratched me once. I made him give me a $1,000 settlement.”
Blew a fuse at the office. Literally. Lights, AC, Internet all out.
It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none.
First day back at work 40% pleasurable, 60% not this shit again.
6am and not a damn place to buy water at the gate. Plus some goof decided to open his laptop and blast MJ. Ugggghh. #msyfail
I packed the night before. First time ever. Gee, I wonder what that says about my desire to get out of here.
Every time I travel, I bump into a soccer team. This time, some guys from Panama at the Iberville Suites. No idea who they’re playing.
Crawfish pie and wine, wine, wine. http://twitpic.com/8j4qk
Pretty quiet out here. http://twitpic.com/8hit4
Meanwhile, back in Louisiana, just passed the Chacahoula exit on Hwy 90. Hoping for Cornnuts break at the Shell station a few miles ahead.
The end of the King of Pop | Op-Ed Contributors |... →
Rabbi Shmuley was friends with MJ! Wow.
The all-MJ radio marathon has begun. Currently, Billie Jean. In the car on the way to Lafayette.
One sip of the “Sicilian” lemonade from Winn-Dixie gave me the yips. Splenda, what have you done to me?
Texas, thank you for once again reminding me how grateful I am to be from Louisiana. Hook ‘em…mwahahahahhhh SUCKERS!
Chad Jones is the new Ray King. Whatever happened to that crazy ole whopper anyway? #cws GO TIGERS!
Listening to my dad negotiate down the price of our hotel room is like going to business school for free.
confidential to camps
maura:
e-mail me. i’m maura-at-myworkplace’sname-dot-com.
Thanks. Sent last night.
“If a $4 million deal is approved on Wednesday, the nexus of subway stops at...”
– M.T.A. Sells Naming Rights to Brooklyn Subway Station - NYTimes.com
“I believe most of us have a secret age separate from our actual age. It might be...”
– Heading East: Your Secret Age
Fashion Reaches Out to Heavier Young Women -... →
maura:
camps:
I appreciate you drawing the sharp contrast (as I did with the McNuggets), but It’s not a zero sum game. Yes, everyone should have freedom of expression and wear clothing they feel great in. More importantly, though, is the actual FEELING GREAT part. The idea that we have to wait for a corporation to provide us with the tools we need for our self esteem makes me really sad. The...
Hey, how come no one told me I was the scourge of the Tumblenets? A whole lot of help you people are.
Fashion Reaches Out to Heavier Young Women -... →
maura:
camps:
Let me see if I have this right. Giant fashion conglomerates identify a way to make more money off of women. They then convince women that these new clothes are what the women themselves demanded.
It’s a bulletproof argument. Too bad it feels like the fat-people-in-floating-hoverchairs section of Wall-E. Yes, let’s not encourage young women to lose weight and be healthy. Keep...
After much hemming and hawing, Dad just bought an iPhone. “For Mom.” Mmm hmmm.
I took about 5 bazillion photos of my sister’s new dog. Photographic evidence coming shortly.
Maurice the yard man wears a safari hat to weed whack.
Flip Flop Fly Ball →
My dad just used the phrase “hybrid vigor.” Unfortunately, I am unable to provide you context at this time.
Going to yoga at my nursery school teacher’s house. Mom trying to convince me to borrow her “bicycle pants” for the occasion.
One of two AC units just blew at my parents’ house. Guess which one cools my bedroom.
Real cowboy + man in green pants + polo shirts + lady talking in French on her cell phone = Je suis arrivee.
En route to JFK. In search of shrimp poboys.
Dear person whose genital piercing fell off into the toilet at work: …
“It’s important to reclaim ‘fat’ as a descriptive, as even something positive,”...”
– Fashion Reaches Out to Heavier Young Women - NYTimes.com
Fashion Reaches Out to Heavier Young Women -... →
Let me see if I have this right. Giant fashion conglomerates identify a way to make more money off of women. They then convince women that these new clothes are what the women themselves demanded.
It’s a bulletproof argument. Too bad it feels like the fat-people-in-floating-hoverchairs section of Wall-E. Yes, let’s not encourage young women to lose weight and be healthy. Keep eating...
Dreams creeped in a little too close to wake-up time. I barely remember the bath I just took.
Wearing a robe in the summer is funny.
'Hangover' actor saw his career start in New... →
If my spaghetti and meatballs are any indication, I’m about as French as they come.
